THE RUPTALS

Pashtun cousins, Ruptal 1 and Ruptal 2, own the luxury car dealership across the street from Fitzpatrick Motors. These are slick hombres who would like nothing more than the piece of land Fitzpatrick Motors is built on, and to bring their number one nemesis – Richard Fitzpatrick – to his knees. Ruptal 1 and Ruptal 2 may have functioned as a single being in the old country, but since they’ve become successful North American immigrants, they’ve started clashing over everything from paperwork to women. It remains to be seen whether passing through the fires of capitalism and tank tops will tear them apart, or forge their relationship into Fitzpatrick ass- kicking steel.